The following is a transcript for the Season 24 episode of The Geo Team, "New Team Members".

Act 1

(The Geo Team Season 24 intro)

(Shows title card with artwork of silhouettes of Blossom, Elsa the Snow Queen, Hatsune Miku, Red Puckett and Norman Babcock)



TEXT: Storyboard by GEO G. and TAYLOR GRODIN


(Fades to black)

(Fades into The Geo Team fighting Warren Cook)

Warren Cook: (angry) You can't fight me, you morons!

(Geo Guy punches Warren Cook on the throat)

Geo Guy: (angry) That's what you get for making fake VHS openings for YouTube.

Warren Cook: (in Taylor Grodin's American accent) Oh, my God! You've punched my throat and changed my voice.

(Warren Cook started to cry, as Geo Guy tells him to go home)

Geo Guy: Go home, you hoser!

(Warren runs away, crying)

Warren Cook: (crying) MOMMY!

Green Bob: (talks to Geo Guy) I thought that person is dead, but he regenerated himself back to his old normal self.

Geo Guy: I know, Green Bob. Hmmmm, we need more team members.

Green Bob: Yes.

(Cuts to Geo Guy putting up an application stand)

Alsen: I wanna join this group because Jan's in it. (puts his application into an application box)

(Alsen leaves and Stuart comes)

Geo Guy: Oh, hi, Stuart. Sign up for the Geo Team.

(20 minutes later)

(The application box has been filled up)

Green Bob: Okay. How were the applications?

Geo Guy: Most were decent, some were good and very few of the applications... I don't want to talk about those.

Green Bob: What about those?

Geo Guy: Those applications were bad. Negatively, horribly, bad.

Green Bob: Okay. How many applications will you accept?

Geo Guy: I have to accept seven good applications... that includes the application from Elsa.

Act 2

(Fades to Geo Guy telling results the next day in the meeting room of the Geo Team base with the people who sent applications the day before)

Geo Guy: (reading the applications) The accepted members are Stuart, Elsa, Norman, Ico, Blossom, Hatsune Miku, and Red Puckett. (normal) They'll be the new members from tomorrow.

Stuart: (speaking in Minionese) Yipee!

Dave: (speaking in Minionese) Lam pin, Fouwet. Lam pin.

(A hour later, Geo Guy updates the Geo Team website in the computer room)

Green Bob: That's great!

Geo Guy: Let's tell the founding Geo Team members.

Green Bob: And your mom, and your dad, and your sister, Geo Girl.

Geo Guy: Yeah, that too.

(Cuts to The Gree Team hiding in a stolen car)

Memy9909: (getting inside) Gree Guy...

Gree Guy: Yes.

Memy9909: Did you hear about the Geo Team getting seven more members? There's no way we're going to win!

Gree Guy: Yes. I think there is a way we're going to win. Let's recruit people! (drives the car badly)

(The scene turns into a Mario Kart-esque scene)

Gree Guy: Heck yeah! I love this rid--

(A police officer comes to him and gives a parking ticket)

Police officer: Due to your bad driving, you get a ticket.

Gree Guy: A ticket? Like a movie ticket?

Police officer: Are you really that stupid? No wonder why you can't drive without your driver's license.

Gree Guy: Truck off, officer!

Police officer: What did you just say?

Gree Guy: Truck off!

Police officer: That's it! You're under arrest!

Gree Guy: You can't arrest me! I'm too cool to be arrested! (gets his hypnotize spray) You would forget about arresting me!

Police officer: Hypnotize spray? Those are banned in the Geoville metropolitan area.

(The police officer gets sprayed)

Police officer: You can go scot-free.


(The stolen car is driven)

Elias: Good job, Gree Guy.

Act 3

(Cuts to Geo Guy talking to Elsa in the fun room of the Geo Team base)

Geo Guy: Hey, Elsa. Are you the one who sang Let It Go from Disney's Frozen?

Elsa: Yes.

Geo Guy: Are you Anna's eldest sister?

Elsa: Yes.

Geo Guy: Are you the queen of Arendelle?

Elsa: Yes.

Geo Guy: Are you from the Disney movie, Frozen?

Elsa: Yes.

Geo Guy: Are you from (shows Elsa the map of Norway, Scandinavia, Europe) Arendelle, Norway, Scandinavia, Europe?

Elsa: Yes.

Geo Guy: So what are you doing in Geoville?

(Green Bob comes in)

Green Bob: Hello, Geo Guy. One of a kind junior here. (looks at Elsa; surprised) Isn't that the person from Frozen?

Geo Guy: Yes. The actual one.

Green Bob: Cool. (leaves the room)

Geo Guy: (talking to Elsa) Where was I?

Elsa: You were talking about what am I doing in Geoville?

Geo Guy: Oh, so what are you doing in Geoville?

Elsa: I heard your team is one of the best teams in the world, so I came here to join your team.

Geo Guy: Well, you've come to the right place. Welcome to our team.

More coming soon!